when you’re at the beach and fully clothed and you try to grab some sand but it slips through your fingers..
my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead
I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
Wareham, Massachusetts Cops barge into Eldery woman’s home, SLAPS HER and then tries to GRAB CAMERA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BLOOD PRESSURE. DO YOU SEE . DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT !! BOOST THIS SHIT !! HELP THIS FAMILY GET THEIR VIDEO SEEN BY MEDIA OUTLETS !!! THEY WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS AND THEY NEED OUR HELP, BOOST !!
*devil appears on your shoulder* hey man….why even bother with lineart….just clean up the sketch….no one has to know…..
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
when tumblr mobile crashes before you can reblog a post
entelecheia — in the philosophy of Aristotle, the condition of a thing whose essence is fully realized [x]
#OKAY BUT IF THIS IS AN ANGEL—IF THEIR HALOS ARE THE UNFLAWED AND FULLY REALIZED CIRCLE#THAT MEANS THAT IN FALLING—IN BECOMING DEMONIC#THE CIRCLE CRACKS#THE DEMON’S HORNS ARE THE VESTIGIAL HALO#A CONSTANT SYMBOL AND REMINDER OF THEIR FLAWED-NESS; THEIR INCOMPLETENESS#I’M!!!!! (notbecauseofvictories)
the only feds i will ever trust